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A Street Rats EscapadeThis whole fiasco started with a single loaf of generic white bread. Yes, that’s all it took for those tubs of lards, also known as our esteemed police officers, to get off their hinnies and start the chase.A Street Rats Escapade
After who, some may ask? Why little old me, of course. Now, I’m no thief extraordinaire or criminal mastermind, but I can cause a lot of trouble for our doughnut loving enforcers of the peace. They sound like hippopotamuses, blindly following their captain in a uniformed fashion into the market square after me, and bringing forth complete chaos. Actually, the scene is quite hysterical, that is, if it wasn’t me the


The Horse's HeadThe Horse’s HeadThe Horse's Head
Why couldn’t he even just listen to me? How did he not see that I didn’t want to be the head! Well, too bad for me, he didn’t listen, and now I’m stuck here, finalizing a 4 whacking for a snitch. Life as a Venus Fly Trap tamer was so much easier at least they weren’t out for your blood, well when they weren’t hungry. How is it that a nineteen year old, normal, Venus flytrap tamer like myself end up as the head of the family? Easy, their idiotic, inattentive, jerk of a father didn’t get the idea after I ran away five years ago and changed my name to Fred. Hey it’s better than Val
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"There is a difference between a psychopath, and a sociopath -- A psychopath can't help it; he doesn't know the difference between right and wrong. A sociopath ... now, a sociopath just doesn't give a damn." -Ryle Daup, the Guillotine Grin.
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